50th Birthday Gag Gifts

If your friend will soon celebrate his 50th birthday, here are some ideas for gag gifts.

Gag Gift Idea #1: Batteries Included

Place two batteries (any size) into a small gift box.
Then write on the box: "Gift not included."

Gag Gift Idea #2: 50 Sucks!

Gather 50 lollipops with wrappers, and stick these into a 12-inch foam circle which you can get from a floral or craft shop. You can also glue extra lollipop wrappers to fill in certain spots of the foam wreath. Get a ribbon (at least two inches wide) and tie it into a bow. At the ends of the ribbon write: "50 sucks!"

Gag Gift Idea #3: Wild Oats

Get a handful of shredded wheat (slightly crumbled), and place these into a zip-lock bag. Tape a card on the bag and write on the card: "Wild Oats: These used to be your Wild Oats, now they're good for breakfast."

Have fun with your 50th Birthday Gag Gifts!
[ First posted on 07/07/2004 by Manuel Viloria ]